My mind has been taken in a loop, I am so excited, I have a group interview this Thursday so I have been spending the last couple of days trying to prepare for it. But really how does one ever fully prepare for an interview? Now a days they make you jump through hoops and take you on a roller coaster ride before they even consider you for the job (can I hear an amen)? Back in the day, you go in and state you want to work, the employer says okay you want to work, what can you do? You tell them, they so okay, badda bing, badda boom, you got a new job. Today, you have to take an online assessment, then go to a special facility to take another assessment, then go to a group interview, where you have to stand out in the survival of the fittest and once you pass all that..THEN they will see you for the interview on deciding whether you should be hired or not, but not even then do you have the job, because then you get put on probation, where they give you a bunch of other hoops to jump through and test to pass and after a year of jumping through hoops and being tested, then they say "okay, you got the job." Siiiiggggghhhh, then the government wonders why the unemployment rate is so high?
Can you tell I'm a little anxious and freaking out? OK, let me take a breath.......ok, sorry about my ranting, I just really want this job and am getting restless for the group interview. In the meantime, my husband and nephew keep telling me I should be a writer. I really don't know why? I asked them about it and they said that I am very good at captivating and sucking people into what I am writing? SAAAAYYYYYY WHHHHAAAAAATT? I really don't know how my 10 year old godson can see this, if he never read any of my blogs? Although I did write him a story once and had him read it for his school reading credit. Oh gosh what was it about? I think I titled it "The hungry butt wars," or something in that nature and it was about three siblings named Webster, I think Nina and Paco? Oh gosh it was so long ago that I wrote it, but I think the just of the story was basically the Hunger Games storyline, except that they were fighting for the last twinkie. Anyhow, ever since I wrote him that story, he thinks that I should write children's books now. He's such a funny character, my godson, he is only 9 going on 10, but he has the soul of a 30 year old!
I mean don't get me wrong, I appreciate the support and encouragement they are giving me, but come on; really? Me write? I have a hard enough time figuring what to talk about during our therapeutic blog sessions that I have with all of you psychiatrist out there..Yup the secret is out, that is how I view all of you beloved readers, sitting there in your sophisticated Doctor chairs, with a notepad and pen suedo listening, while I rant and rave about my life. All the while, your drawing hangman pictures instead of taking notes. It's okay though, I still enjoy the company nevertheless!
Oh gee, there's the husband in the background yelling for me to get going so that we can run errands around town. Just when I was about to get to all the juicy stuff going on in my life!...Until next time
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