I was recently on facebook when I came across the funniest meme and it reminded me of two stories that I would like to share with all of you beloved. The meme went like this:
One day I had to fart really bad, but I was in the middle of class, so I got the idea that if I drop my book and fart at the same time, no one would notice. So I dropped my book on the ground and everyone looked at me and then I farted really loud.
Did you laugh? I know I did and I needed to. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm in a trance and I just can't get out of it, but I read that and it made me laugh and I thought I would share. But it reminded me of this one time when I was in Junior High School and right in the middle of class, one of my classmates just let one rip REALLY LOUD and everyone took a moment in silence and disbelief, but when we seen how red his face was, we all busted out laughing so hard!! Luckily, we were in science class and the teacher took the opportunity to teach us about how natural flatulence is and so on and so forth. I can't believe I remember that one moment in time, that must of been really important if I remembered it more than 15 years later.
10 years later when I was grown and in the business world, I was sitting in a meeting in a circle, really close to my co-workers. I knew I shouldn't of had that ice cream for desert at lunch, because I'm lactose intolerant, but I didn't know we were going to have a meeting so I took the chance. As I'm pretty sure you realized where this story is heading, my stomache started feeling funny and making weird noises, but I couldn't do anything about it, because the more I tried to squeeze it in, the worse it got and well.....yeah It was a loud one. Luckily, my co-workers were respectful enough to pretend it didn't happen....but boy was my face red!!! But hey..Flatulence is a natural thing!!!......Hopefully, this brought atleast a smile to your face today...Until next time my friends because my stomache is starting to make funny noises....
you are crazy..
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