Hello my beloved friends around the world! I was going to blog to you guys about how crazy I was that it was 8 in the morning at 75 degrees and instead of turning on the air conditioner, I decided to turn on the oven and bake, but I think I'll save that for another blog. What I want to talk about right now is of all these DAMN ANTS!!!!!
I came into my office and sat down to blog and what do I find? ANTS EVERYWHERE!!! They are on my printer, on my desk, on my papers!! I mean, come on ants, what the heck do you need paper for? Are you going to take it back to your ant city and use it in your offices? I don't even have anything on my desk except for all my school work and projects that I'm currently working on, so this just astounds me that they would even be hating on me like this? So here I am squashing them with my finger, like that bug smashing app and I'm trying to locate their point of origin, but it seems like they are coming out of thin air? These are like ninja ants, where are they even coming from? Is there some kind of Matrix worm whole that they discovered and they are just transporting themselves from one point to the other? Uuugghhhh!! The only thing that I can think they are after is a cup that I left here because I was drinking water, but when I checked it out, it's bone dry. SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ANTS? You no what, better yet..SCREW YOU ANTS...I'm going to go get my ant spray out and gas the whole lot of you right now!!! What the heck are they after? This is going to drive me crazy now because I'm such a germaphobe so now I'm going to be spending the rest of the day scrubbing and disinfecting everything, so there goes the rest of MY day. Thanks a lot darn ants!!! Until next time..
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