The time a June bug tried to fly up my butt!!

Hallo my many friends that might just exist inside my head!! Sorry it's been awhile since I last blogged, I AM NOT A SUMMER PERSON!! uuggghhhh the sun just drains me I need to come from that planet where superman is from because whenever I try to do that whole recharge by the sun routine, my body just isn't having it! Anywho, what the hell happened to Russhelle this month??! Hmmmmm, lets see?? After that whole fiasco with my last employer taking me to court, I decided to take it easy and enjoy life once again, you know try to find the Russhelle I used to be?! So I did some painting, worked on my gardening skills and pretty much have just been chilling...Still looking for a job though just FYI so if any of you readers know of any, let me know ;)


Okay now that we got all the boring stuff out of the way, I wanted to share about the time I got into a fight with a June bug.  So this happened pretty recently; I think it was the beginning of August? We promised our niece that we would take her to Disneyland for her birthday back in April, but then we lost our jobs and well long story short, it took us this long to save up and finally take her (because we never break our promises).  Anyway, we were at Disneyland and it was the craziest thing ever because we NEVER get to go on all the rides, but on this particular day, there was literally NO LINES!!! We went on EVERY SINGLE RIDE in the park; It was so awesome!!! So there we were enjoying this awesome day, when we got to Splash Mountain and we were asking the ride attendant a question. Out of nowhere she starts screaming and swinging her arms, so I look around at what she's going crazy about and flying around her head is a HUGE JUNE BUG!! (it was normal size, but lets just say it was huge for dramatic effect) So I see it and I, myself start screaming and put my fist up like I'm about to punch it if it comes near me and so the ride attendant is all like "Ahhhh!" and I'm like "You're not crazy, I see it, I see it, come at me bro. come at me!!!" As I start punching the air. So I guess the June bug took me as a challenge and started coming after me, so I start screaming even louder and swinging MY arms everywhere when I feel it behind me, so I start running like a bat out of hell when all of a sudden I feel it hit my butt with its hard body. I jump over the ropes they put in place to keep us out and everyone in line is looking at me like I'm some crazy person on drugs, all the while my niece and husband are behind me laughing and giving me this look like what the heck are you doing?? So finally, after I got beaten by the June bug and it flies away, I go running back to my husband crying (not really, again just for dramatic effect).. so where was I? Oh yeah, I run back crying "The June Bug tried to fly up my BUTT! I feel so violated!!!" It was a horrible feeling, I don't know if any of you ever watch the show "Family Guy," but if you do, I felt like that one episode where Peter Griffen gets a prostate exam, but doesn't know what it is, so when he finally gets one, he feels like a slave on a ship in the middle of a storm with a sad clown flipping pancakes!!! Yeah you have to watch the show to really understand what I am talking about there :P Anyway, that's the time a June bug almost flew up my butt, hope you enjoyed it and I guess I will see you all next time or not, whatever floats your boat!! Don't mind me and my madness, the sun took most of my logic and rational :P until next time my friends.......