Now introducing Russhelle

Hello and welcome to my blog! If you've come to this page, it probably means one in two things: 1.) you were most likely bribed by me with false promises of sandwiches and ice tea and who knows what other crazy thing came out of my mouth, OR 2.) you were curious as to...."What the hell ever happened to Russhelle?" You know that short, squeaky voiced goofball that made rainbows and unicorns and sunshine come out of her butt on a daily basis?! Well if you said yes to any of those two choices, congratulations!!!! you found me and I graciously thank you for your support and acknowledgment of my existence!

Since I have you here, let me catch you up on what the heck is going on.  To start off, at the annoying persistence of my supportive yet ambitious husband, he "encouraged" me to start a blog.  Not for monetary reasons.....Oooooh no..no....no..hhmmhmmm....He just felt I had a lot to say for some strange reason and that people would be interested in hearing some of it...go fig??!!! So now here I am typing away trying to figure out what the heck is going on myself?!  So lets see.....if you guys really want to know what crazy shenanigans I've been up to in the past I don't know like decade, here's the short version:

I graduated high school, got cheated on and dumped (the day after Christmas no less) by the jerk of a boyfriend that all my friends and family tried to warn me about, but my young dumb heart refused to listen..so yeah...I guess you all were right :P

Then I kinda went all girls gone wild for a straight week afterwards..nothing too crazy just clubbing practically every night, got drunk for the first time (Oh man, for all you guys that ever wanted to see me drunk..BOY did you miss out....I was a hoot..at least from what I remember) then I had my first hang over and that pretty much was the end of my crazy party days (Did I mention I had to work the grave yard shift at Starbucks the next day while hung over?  I didn't..well if you ever want to give up drinking I suggest you do that..because I NEVER WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT AGAIN!!) Oh yeah I got my first adult job as a Barista with Starbucks...I really enjoyed working there, but then it got kinda weird?!

As a Barista it opened me up to the public. If anyone who was really close to me remembers, I was kind of like Rapunzel in a tower..so at Starbucks, EVERYONE got to see me which meant I had a lot of crushes and followers and not just from guys might I add...Who would of thought huh....apparently they didn't know what to make of me so I had people hitting on me from both teams!  Then I almost got sold to a Korean family who promised to give me my own liquor store, BMW and house if I married their 40 year old son...OK I was 20 years old for goodness sake and secondly, this is AMERICA!!! But that's another story, another blog :P

Just when I thought things couldn't get any crazier, this sweet guy started stalking me, he was different from my other stalkers and when he introduced himself it was almost something out of a comedy...again another blog, another time..to make this story shorter..three months later I married the nut, because well....I'm that kind of nut and when you know, you know...can I hear an AMEN!!!!

Fast forward 9 years later to this point in time, I am still VERY happily married, but I just got fired from my crappy job two months ago, at the same time, I am trying to figure out my life and hoping that someday soon we can start a family (yup no kids yet, but still "practicing"), I do have a dog named Homer who is my baby for now and boy is he a handful!!!  That's pretty much what has happened to me so far incase any of you were wondering and if you stick around and follow me....you are more than welcome to join me on my journey of this crazy adventure I call my life.  Until next time..........